A Conversation

...that went something like this:

L: Mommy, can we get (insert strange movie title that Mama doesn't know here)? I saw it at school.
K: What's it about?
L: I don't know, I haven't seen it. But it's short.
K: How do you know it's short?
L: 'Cause I'm FOUR!
K: But how do you know it's short if you haven't seen it?
L: 'Cause I'm smart. I have Smarties in my tummy!